what daddy did By Neal shrutserman (or something like that)

i have just finished (for the second time by the way that is a record for me i neaver read a book 2 times!!) what daddy did and it is so good it is about a boy who his parents always fight and then one day they fought so hard that his mother left! so the dad is living bye the beach and is mother is living with her sister so her dad finds out she was dating this one football guy and the dad gets put in prison if you want to no why he got put in prison you have to read the book it is so so so so so good trust me on this one

happy easter yesterday,i got a out fit and it is so cute i also got this bucket full of candy and a chalk rake thing it is cool i hope you haved fun without me (jk) so i got some cotton candy yesterday and my mom totally broke her diet!!! just kidding

My ex twin sis (JK)

well a few days ago i got a comment that said well jordan javis is my sub twin sis and it was from my twin sis!!! i was like fine then!!! but we are still twin sisters for LIFE (TWSFL) thats what is stands for,lol,im hyper

blonde jokes

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


Yell for Help
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."


Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."lol

The Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle

Blonde and The M&M Factory
Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: She was throwing all the W's away.

Subject: Fw: PLEASE DO THIS, IT IS HYSTERICAL!


Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!!
I HAD TO SEND THIS ONE! YOU'LL SEE WHY AT THE END
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.

She went up to the cash register to buy the food.

The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.

So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around.

But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container.
She went up to the the sales lady and said, ' Put your hand inside here '..
The Saleslady shook her head. ' NO ' , she said, ' there is probably something in there that will bite me! ' .
'I promise you there is nothing in here that will bite you,' the old lady said.
So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.

To find out what was inside the container you must send it to at least 8 people.
When the computer says your mail has been sent, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen

LOL

so today i was following my Science teacher around cause we always kid around like that and he didn't no that i was behind him and he went to walk back wards (why i have no idea) and he stepped on me!!!!!!! He was not nice and then i started laughing cause i didn't hurt and he asked what was wrong with me and i said nothing ( big mistake)lol and he said beep trick Question every thing is wrong with you and i started and then went back to my desk and he said that i was weird and i said no i wasn't and i think you all no how that ends!!! But then some started laughing at me and i thought they snorted and i went over to them and i asked them if they just snorted and they said no and said maybe you farted and didn't want any one to no so you blamed on us then i started laughing and then i went to go get my pencil and i walked around cross eyed it was funny and yes i had sugar in my breakfast and lunch lol


lol i no i am weird (sorry my punctuation and spelling aren't that good)

My Twin Sis

so today my sis got on and we talked it was so much fun!! I miss her so much tho we are in to diffrant states and just thinking about her makes me feel sad! i think about going to school with and it sounds so fun!!! you don't no how close we are we have a lot in common and i miss her well got to go to bed so see ya later

BRACES

so a couple of weeks ago i got braces and they really suck and i hate them!!!!they cut your lip and on top of that is all gets stuck in your teeth and it is gross!!!!so well i got to go so laters

(this is my first time so sorry if it sucks!!)