Hey guys.Christmas

hey guys. Guess what i got for Christmas?????? Well I'm just gonna tell you. I got a Ipod, a bag 20 bucks from the bestest grandmother ever. thanks gran. and sewing machine,webkinz. and much more i'm so spoiled. well i love you guys.

thanks giving

O my gosh already thanks givng im so excited!! my auntie lish and uncle marcas are here so amazing we are going to have so much fun!!!! hannah i love you wish i could be there with you guys

Scary

L.O.V.E

Mickey loves Minnie. Piglet loves Pooh. Dora loves Boots,and Jordin loves you. Call me asap i heard someone fell out of the short bus and i know some times you dont forget to were your helmet.pretty pictures,Crazy times,sisters at heart partners in crime.I love you.Real friends Don't have to speak to or see each other daily to remain in each others herts always.You are my idoiot and i love you!your kinda clumsy and yet i love 2 be around you. Your "specil" and best of all you make me feel smart.some one asked me what i like about life. I smiled and said the person reading this.tears may dry,years may fly,BUT my love for you will never die.Love you no matter were life takes us pinki swear we'll always be tight.I no this Girl who's funny carein,wild and crazy,as sweet as a baby,and a great friend and she's reading this right now.memories are forever,never do they dietrue friends stay together, and never say goodbye.i'll ride for you die for you cry for you even look a cop stright in the eye and lie for you.(mabey not the last part jk)



This is mostly for Hannah.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

Ya i so have not written in so much time. (if that made sense) well i have started school its cool i guess we already got our grades mine is a C in math C in science B in language arts A in social studies A in PE A in home EC. so all together I'm smart so i have a 3.00. changing the subject. Hannah did you no the track phones are only like 10.00 its amazing so if your mom says I'm getting you one cuz i really want you to have a cell phone!!!!!!!! I'm exited!well r u all excited that i have finally written?? well for now i got to go but see you in a month (just kidding)

school

well school starts in like a week so sad its like we only got like a week of time off. well emily im so sorry wee could not come to the baby blessing i miss u guys. hannah i want to go to warm river so bad i am so jelous well i love u all nothing new with me

mexico

Mexico well that was so much fun.we went to go swim with the dolfins ya that was so fun you cant even imagne. we went to chiza niza it is one of the seven wonders of the world it s\is these ruins i thought it was cool but i was not all that fun.we went to a water park that was fun too.we went to the beach of course.o and we went tothis pirate ship and the had music and shows from and impersonatted jack sparrow and they server steak it was awesome.

yep i dont no what to call this one

ya so my comuter is like u can not even get on it now so im on my dads lab top and i can never get on it that much cuz its for work and ya hey hannah lane almost got that new book sighed from the author breaking dawn he couldent cuz they said that there was a sighning but they told us the wrong book store whilew we were in phinox ya so i went school shoping it was so fun

ha ha sorry i have been busy

Ya so im really sorry we have been busy......but having lots of fun.Well we have been in arizona for the past 3 weeks so i have not been able to BLOG latley! we went to this water parks it had slides and stuff like that. then we went to a 3 story mall it was so so so cool!!!!!!!!!!! we went to this place it had go carts. well gtg for now

DAVID

BREAKING ARCHULETA NEWS!!!!! The name of David Archuleta's new album has been released, it's going to be called "Songs my father made me sing." The name of his first single is going to be called "I'm a one hit wonder" and the follow up song is called "My 15 minutes of fame are over!" And if thats not awesome enough his third and final single from this album is called "Do you want fries with that?" This guy is the next Taylor Hicks!!!! Watch out Rueben and Justin here comes ARCHULETA!!!



i don no if this is true bt someone td me it was sokeep ur finges crossed

sorry!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i havent wrote in a really long time my mom got mad cause te computer poped up some stuff that she really didnt want us to see so well ya but i am toatally breaking the rules i hope i dont get in trouble! i wont its fine so i had a really good time when i went to see hannah we had so much fun i miss her so much!and what the crap guys why didn you vote for david A u suck i voted like 40 times no kidding so mad write now well gtg 1!
see ya jordin

SO EXCITED

SO..............today i found out that well my auncle is com=ig home from Iraq and we get to miss 3 days of scool get to see him and the best part is I GET TO SEE HANNAH if you are new to my blog that is my twin sis she is my every thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hannah i get to see u

im so excited

SO EXCITED

Another day in sicence class

so today was funny.i needed help (again) and so i was all "mr.sannes mr.sannes i need help.he was all no kidding.and i said hey that is not nice and i said with a HUGE explamation point.he said ok whatever what do you need so this assinment was something we have to draw and i said how do you draw it and he said draw a small cricle (meaning mediam) so i drew one like this 0.lol and of corse i was using a pen and he said to erase it so i flipped the pen over and tried to erase it overously it did not work and i was just being smat so he said get a new peice of aper and i said i dont have any i am poor (i am not poor and yes i have paper) he said (actully he yelled) DOES ANY ONE HAVE ANY PAPER FOR JORDIN.i went behind him and told every body to say no!and they all said no. and then he said open your binder and i did and he saw my paper and i was like were did this come from i said TAYLOR WHY DID YOU PUT THIS IN MY BINDER and she said i did o i did.the i started to draw it and i totally messeup and he said you have to draw it by your self no cause you are going to not........... and then the bell rang




This is not a dream

LOL i just had to this is so funny

10 Blondes 1 Brunette
Problem: There are 10 blondes and 1 brunette that were hanging onto a rope that was tied to an airplane. They know that one of them will have to let go because the weight of all 11 of them would tear the rope and they would all die, so they argue back and forth for a few minutes till finally the brunette says she will let go. But first she explained why she was doing it and said good-bye to all the blondes, in an emoitional type of way. All the blondes were so touched that they started clapping.Problem solved.

what daddy did By Neal shrutserman (or something like that)

i have just finished (for the second time by the way that is a record for me i neaver read a book 2 times!!) what daddy did and it is so good it is about a boy who his parents always fight and then one day they fought so hard that his mother left! so the dad is living bye the beach and is mother is living with her sister so her dad finds out she was dating this one football guy and the dad gets put in prison if you want to no why he got put in prison you have to read the book it is so so so so so good trust me on this one

happy easter yesterday,i got a out fit and it is so cute i also got this bucket full of candy and a chalk rake thing it is cool i hope you haved fun without me (jk) so i got some cotton candy yesterday and my mom totally broke her diet!!! just kidding

My ex twin sis (JK)

well a few days ago i got a comment that said well jordan javis is my sub twin sis and it was from my twin sis!!! i was like fine then!!! but we are still twin sisters for LIFE (TWSFL) thats what is stands for,lol,im hyper

blonde jokes

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


Yell for Help
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."


Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."lol

The Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle

Blonde and The M&M Factory
Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: She was throwing all the W's away.

Subject: Fw: PLEASE DO THIS, IT IS HYSTERICAL!


Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!!
I HAD TO SEND THIS ONE! YOU'LL SEE WHY AT THE END
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.

She went up to the cash register to buy the food.

The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.

So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around.

But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container.
She went up to the the sales lady and said, ' Put your hand inside here '..
The Saleslady shook her head. ' NO ' , she said, ' there is probably something in there that will bite me! ' .
'I promise you there is nothing in here that will bite you,' the old lady said.
So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.

To find out what was inside the container you must send it to at least 8 people.
When the computer says your mail has been sent, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen

LOL

so today i was following my Science teacher around cause we always kid around like that and he didn't no that i was behind him and he went to walk back wards (why i have no idea) and he stepped on me!!!!!!! He was not nice and then i started laughing cause i didn't hurt and he asked what was wrong with me and i said nothing ( big mistake)lol and he said beep trick Question every thing is wrong with you and i started and then went back to my desk and he said that i was weird and i said no i wasn't and i think you all no how that ends!!! But then some started laughing at me and i thought they snorted and i went over to them and i asked them if they just snorted and they said no and said maybe you farted and didn't want any one to no so you blamed on us then i started laughing and then i went to go get my pencil and i walked around cross eyed it was funny and yes i had sugar in my breakfast and lunch lol


lol i no i am weird (sorry my punctuation and spelling aren't that good)

My Twin Sis

so today my sis got on and we talked it was so much fun!! I miss her so much tho we are in to diffrant states and just thinking about her makes me feel sad! i think about going to school with and it sounds so fun!!! you don't no how close we are we have a lot in common and i miss her well got to go to bed so see ya later

BRACES

so a couple of weeks ago i got braces and they really suck and i hate them!!!!they cut your lip and on top of that is all gets stuck in your teeth and it is gross!!!!so well i got to go so laters

(this is my first time so sorry if it sucks!!)